Client: I just put in your CD, but I still see my previous CD on the computer. I can’t access your CD!
Me: Can you open your CD drive and verify that it is my disk that you’re using?
Client: I’m not stupid!
Me: I’m not saying you are, but can you double check for me?
He does, and (less…
Client: We want more Likes on Facebook. We share our page five to seven times a day and nothing…
Me: Where do you share it?
Client: On our wall.
Me: Well, that is not a surprise, since only the people that already Liked your page can see that post.
Client: Where do I share it?
Me: Anywhere else possible.
Client: Oh, I see! Thanks!
He then shares it on my timeline. Five to seven times.